*TEACHER* - I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
*KOJO*: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!
*TEACHER*: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech.
*KOJO*: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of impossible speech!!!
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